musicproblems:

submitted by: glitterismyforte

connor-ratohnhaketons-hot-ass:

supercthulhu:

thestritz:

Arkansas:
http://www.arkleg.state.ar.us/assembly/Summary/ArkansasConstitution1874.pdf
“Atheists disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness. No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this
State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court.”

Maryland:
http://www.msa.md.gov/msa/mdmanual/43const/html/00dec.html
“That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God; nor shall the Legislature prescribe any other oath of office than the oath prescribed by this Constitution.”

Mississippi:
http://www.mscode.com/msconst/14/14-265.html
“No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office in this state. “

Pennsylvania:
http://sites.state.pa.us/PA_Constitution.html
“No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth.”

South Carolina:
http://www.scstatehouse.gov/scconstitution/a17.php
“No person who denies the existence of a Supreme Being shall hold any office under this Constitution.”

Tennessee:
http://www.state.tn.us/sos/bluebook/07-08/47-Constitution,%20Tennessee.pdf
“No person who denies the being of God, or a future state of rewards and punishments, shall hold any office in the civil department of this state.”

Texas:
http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/CN/htm/CN.1.htm#1.4
“RELIGIOUS TESTS. No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.”

HOW DUMB IS THIS

WTF

Technically that’s not what Pennsylvania is saying. They’re not actually acknowledging Atheists at all. They’re kinda saying “If you believe in a god, you will not be denied office.” Which is kinda scarier in a way.

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jellytits:

Story behind this? Her dad was leaving on a 2 year deployment. She was crying, and wouldn’t let go of her dad’s hand, even when he stood in line, saluting. No one had the heart to break them apart.

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obesitycore:

oh my goD I JUST DOWNLOADED THIS PROGRAM TO CONVERT A FILE AND THIS IS THE HELP MENU ON THE PROGRAM???

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